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Joke of the Day

"In certain Eastern cultures, it's considered a grave insult to shit all over the floor in someone's home."

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."

"Broke my good sunglasses... But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were."

"What do you call a Black man flying a plane? ..A pilot you fuckin racists"

"A werewolf is chasing you. You're on a Segway. The werewolf is too. Both batteries are dying, and the chase gets slower and slower."

"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"

"What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke"

"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."

"I run a support group for premature ejaculators every Friday at 6. But everybody comes early."

"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."