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Joke of the Day
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."
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"Feet are legends"
"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."
"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand."
"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."
"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."