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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony"
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"I'm trying to channel my inner Kubrick for my next porno. I'm calling it ""A Cockwork Orange""."
"It hurts when you go to un friend someone only to discover they beat you to it"
"My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."
"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"
"FREE HOROSCOPE: You look terrible today. Avoid stuff and people. Don't buy a Kindle. Also, brush your teeth more often."
"Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth... Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!"
"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."