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Joke of the Day

"Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs. He needs better shirts."

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"

"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."

"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"

"What type of curry sets fire to the rain? A-Dhal"

"According to scientists drinking one can of four loko is like drinking 4 beers, 2 red bulls, a small taco, a ghost and a park bench."

"If there was someone selling drugs in this place... .... Weed know."

"Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning."

"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."

"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"