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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore"
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"(prostate exam) Dr: WOW! I've never seen this before Me: OMG! WHAT *loud click Me: DID YOU JUST TAKE A SELFIE Dr:.. And send Me: WTF?"
"Her: Make me a burrito, please. Me: ?? *wraps her in blanket *pours hot sauce inside"
"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ...I've got Alzheimers, cheese on toast"
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."
"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"
"Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with ""I'll tell you when you're older."""
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"
"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."