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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He comes once per year."
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"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"What is Dracula's pornstar name? Vlad the Impaler"
"Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium? It's a real guzzler."
"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair...... ....what happens next will shock you."""
"What's an ethiopians favourite song. Its raining man."
"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"
"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."
"Comedy is all about timing, timing, and"