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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe."

"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."

"What do you call someone who designs playgrounds? A Park-itect"

"What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come !"

"Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually"

"So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my fucking dick in your ass"

"You know it's a really good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up."

"If you want to know who is really man's best friend, Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you."

"Jewish kid asks his Grandpa for money Grandson: Hey Grandpa, can I have 30 dollars? Jewish Grandpa: 20 dollars?? What do you need 10 dollars for?!"