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Joke of the Day
"When is the question also the answer? ""Who gives a fuck?"""
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"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"
"What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ? About 3 inches"
"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."
"[Friend opens Christmas present] Me: It's a lie detector Friend: Oh... I love it Me: (whispering) we'll see"
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"
"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"
"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."