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Joke of the Day
"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"
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"Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!"
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"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."
"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."
"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."
"An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle"
"I used to listen to old Mitch Hedberg recordings.. I still do, I just used to too."
"What's green and bad for your eyes? An alligator."