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Joke of the Day

"Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all."

"Are you gonna eat that... or just take pictures?"

"I wrote a poem: Dinosaurs, they used to roar, but... No more. Still mad atchu, meteor."

"Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!"

"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."

"A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back."

"To all sluts !! Please regulate your whoremones !!"

"Why did the TSA hire a dentist? to help with the cavity searches"

"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"

"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""