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Joke of the Day
"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."
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"Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, ""If I'm alive by then,"" and hang up."
"What do all men at single's bars have in common? They're married."
"How do you find a black person? Guilty."
"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"
"Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'? Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out..."
"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"
"Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... ... no ballroom."
"Why Trump and that lady you sit next to on the plane who asks way too many questions are the same. They are both loud, annoying, fat, barely male, and completely unable to make america great again."
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