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Joke of the Day

"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"

"Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown."

"Who will stop Donald Trump? The First Amendment people."

"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle? Attire."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"

"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""

"Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents"

"Hanukah hip-hop act of the decade? Dr. Dreidel with Justin Timberlatke. (There's gotta be more we can do with this.)"

"Are you a whore? Because you are priceless to me."