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Joke of the Day

"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"

"What did the tampon tell the other tampon? Nothing, both were stuck up bitches."

"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."

"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."

"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"

"With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask. If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?"

"I may have hit rock bottom, but the upside of being down here, is I can see up all of your skirts. As you were."

"As a non-US-redditor I don't understand why right-wing gun nuts don't get along better with left-wing SJWs... ...they both seem to love triggers so much."

"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"