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Joke of the Day
"Come a little closer so I can push you away. Women"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"
"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."
"What do two Wrights make? A plane"
"My wife is not speaking to me. We watched an old video of our wedding and she realized that I said ""You'll do"" instead of ""I do."""
"As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"So two mushrooms walk into an elevator. One turns to the other and says, ""There's not mushroom in here is there?"""
"What makes a joke about ISIS funny? The execution"
"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"
"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"