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"What makes a joke about ISIS funny? The execution"
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"A man rushes into a bar and yells out, ""Guys I just heard the funniest pole joke!"" And the bartender says, ""Hold up there buddy, Im a pole"" And the man replies, ""Okay, then I will tell it slowly"""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irish man? None"
"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"
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"For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see ""50 Shades"". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up."