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Joke of the Day

"You know who is lazy to type?"

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."

"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"

"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"

"Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey."

"If there is anything that chicken noodle soup and DayQuil won't cure, it's probably like, really serious or something."

"Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar."

"I've been dating this really sweet homeless guy. I think it's getting serious. He's asked me to move out with him."

"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."