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Joke of the Day

"When I asked you for the punchline... ...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse."

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border? A Mexi*can't*"

"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."

"Religion is like masturbation. It's okay to practice it at home in private, but when people start gathering to do it together shit goes downhill."

"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."

"This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage."

"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"

"I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs."

"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."