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Joke of the Day

"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"

"My dad suffers from bowel incontinence, and so do I ... It runs in my jeans."

"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"

"What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler? They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))"

"I believe when you die you become a slab of meat... I call it rein-carne-tion."

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"What do you put on big rusty boobs? Double D 40"

"How come wrong numbers are never busy?"

"I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."