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Joke of the Day

"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."

"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."

"What' the bare minimum? One bear"

"How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"

"75% of men dont get enough fibre in their diet.. ....tough shit"

"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."

"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"What did Sonic say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer."