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Joke of the Day
"How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out."
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"What do Japanese Cannibals Eat Raw-men"
"What do you do when your giant is hurt ? You call 9-wun-wun"
"Were you raised on a farm? Cause you sure do know how to raise a cock."
"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."
"Why doesn't Chelsea Clinton have a brother or sister? Monica Lewinsky swallowed them."
"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? The same way he deals with all his other problems. He works it out with a pencil."
"My gran once had a bad stroke, so i screamed ""its not fucking good enough"" and pushed her into the bunker"
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Father's day."