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Joke of the Day

"How to enjoy babies: 1 Hold them 2 Kiss them 3 Hand them back to their mom 4 Go have drinks with grown ups 5 Laugh about not having a baby"

"Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it."

"What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook? About a day"

"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."

"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"

"My girlfriend is such a procrastinator She never finishes"

"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"

"I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mom hates jokes."

"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first cannibal asks ""Does it taste funny?"" The second cannibal turns around and says ""nope."""