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Joke of the Day
"How do infomercial salesmen tell you you're fat? Butt weight! There's more!"
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"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To go to the gay guys house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken"
"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."
"I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched."
"Accidentally made my Christian Mingle username 'Voldemort69' again"
"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"
"Why can't guys do the splits? The banana gets in the way. Banana split"
"How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"
"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."
"Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone"