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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend gave me a bj in the dark... So she never seen me coming."
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"CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry"
"We called her herpes helen We called her herpes Helen because her name was Helen."
"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."
"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"
"Did you hear the dress at the center of the color debate is actually a type of ""sex dress?"" It's just a fucking dress."
"What's long and hard On a black person? First grade"
"My Social Studies classes never taught me relevant social topics like ""How to ask a girl out,"" ""How much to pay her,"" or ""Will HIV kill me?"""
"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."