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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?"

"An obgyn was fired from his job So decided to become a comedian, but he failed at that as well. I guess he just always screwed up the delivery..."

"The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"FBI: I can't unlock my phone Genius: is that a fake mustache over your mustache? FBI into earpiece: Operation Twostache has been compromised"

"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"

"My car keeps pulling to the right forcing me to steer left. Either the alignment is off or I'm trying to drive a Republican."

"""Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!"" - people with stupid names"

"The hardest thing about being a Pink Floyd fan... ...is watching a vegetarian eat pudding."

"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."