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Joke of the Day
"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"
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"Two bats are hanging on the branch... -What was your worst day? -When I had diarrhea."
"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""
"Mac & Cheese doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's important you always eat a bunch of it."
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"If a circle had a football team... ...It would have no corners."
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."
"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"
"If I was a doctor, every now and again I'd eat a giant burrito then give myself a sonogram."
"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"