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Joke of the Day
"Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos? Ryes over rum."
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"""I'm sorry. I haven't had sex for a very long time."" -- and other things I say during the meeting to excuse my bad behavior."
"What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing? A Scamtron."
"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum. What'd you think it was?"
"Racing car drivers The only profession where you are considered successful if you've had a checkered career."
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"
"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"
"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"
"As a Muslim, I'm disappointed That none of my posts have really blown up yet."
"[greeting aliens] Hello, we are the smartest animals on this planet. Every week we give the grass a little haircut"