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Joke of the Day

"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum. What'd you think it was?"

"Cavemen were smarter than we think. Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair? It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"

"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"

"Why does wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"[me narrating a documentary about grasshoppers] And here we see these little liars hopping on sand."

"I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming."

"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"

"Knock knock... Who's there? The pilot, let me in."