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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference.... Between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you"

"What did the pig say when his wife left him? ""Don't go bacon my heart"""

"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"

"How do blondes' brain cells die? Alone"

"What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"

"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."

"I like magic so much that I got married. Just to watch the fun out of my life disappear!"

"My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean."