196379
Joke of the Day
"Why is Trump's suits made from the same material as panties? What else do you cover a cunt with?"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."
"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."
"Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him."
"What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away."
"How many Scots didn't turn up to vote? One in Fife"
"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."
"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."
"When I go to a business that offers hand sanitizer by the cash register, I spit in it and say, ""If it works, that shouldn't be a problem."""
"I got really upset when I noticed my wife shovelling snow in the freezing cold But then I just closed the blinds."