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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur it's cold and wet out here !"
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"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan."
"Did you hear about the new sprinklers from Australia? They're Aussielating."
"We were so much better at drinking and driving in the 80aTMs. You kids today really fucked it up."
"How do you kill a fox? You cut off its leg and make it run across canada"
"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."
"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"
"How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look a squirrel!"
"How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But only for procreation."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"