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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a fox? You cut off its leg and make it run across canada"
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"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."
"People say you can't compare apples to oranges... ... always seemed like a fruitful comparison to me though."
"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."
"What do cannibals call family members they love? Bae-Kin"
"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""
"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."
"I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober."
"There's a steering wheel in my pants It's driving me nuts"
"Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch"