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Joke of the Day

"What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it! (Joke from sikipedia)"

"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"

"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."

"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot."

"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"