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Joke of the Day

"A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide... ...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"

"I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes."

"How do you disappoint a redditor? Come back when this post is 10 hours old for the results!"

"Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway."

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"Why did the train get hit by lighting? Because of the conductor."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !"

"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""