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Joke of the Day

"How many cats can you fit in a smart car? None, you can't get any pussy in a smart car."

"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."

"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."

"Be Alert The world needs more lerts."

"Your mama is so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal"

"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."

"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"

"Life is like a box of condoms... I haven't done anything with mine yet."

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."