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Joke of the Day
"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression... It's called Trycoxagain"
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"Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too."
"What is your favorite type of wood? Mine is morning."
"I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... I do not want to get circumsized"
"humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you're stupid like i am"
"Man! It's raining cats and dogs out there! *MEEEW* SPLAT! *AARFF* SPLAT! Did I close my sunroof? SON OF BITCH!"
"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""
"Super hot girl working the snack stand at the theater ... and I just ordered a ""cockporn with extra butter"". Thanks brain."
"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."
"Why don't you see any slow black people? Because the slow ones are in prison."