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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor... After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says: ""Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!"" ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I can't exmine you otherwise!"""

"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."

"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"

"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."

"I was playing Katawashoujo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katawa_Shoujo There is an option to 'Disable sex Scenes' So... do I gain more sex scenes? They're already disabled."

"Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy."

"[yelling to the person i'm dancing with at the club] I HAVE SLEEP APNEA"

"Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites? Because they can lie about their age!"

"I don't respect Aquaman, because I can't respect a hero whose arch nemesis is that plastic drink holder that you find on a six pack of cans."

"[describing sketch artist to criminal] He was pretty good at drawing pictures."