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Joke of the Day
"Sorry for writing ""I guess u moved on haha"" under that ultrasound photo of your baby."
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"The US Treasury is not going to put a woman on the $10 bill... they're going to put a woman on the new $7.80 bill."
"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."
"When I find myself saying something stupid, I finish by saying ""in this economy"" because that resonates with people in this economy."
"Some morbid baby jokes What's scarier then ten babies in one jar? A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container? A: blend it."
"How does a cow kiss? Smooooooch"
"I wish I could crowd surf to work."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."
"Boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once"
"Potatoes are just poor defenseless vodka fetuses. Remeber that the next time you eat a french fry or hash browns, you monsters."