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Joke of the Day

"What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"

"Heisenberg is driving down the highway and gets pulled over by a cop... Cops says, ""Do you have any idea how fast you were going."" Heisenberg says, ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink"

"What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping? Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those."

"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"

"What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? A firecracker"

"I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the Grand Canyon"

"How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his"

"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"