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Joke of the Day

"What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals."

"[Marriage Counseling] Wife: He's always messing up even the simplest phrases. Me: I THOUGHT we were gonna keep that on the download..."

"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"

"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A ""moderator"", apparently."

"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"

"When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text."

"Why didn't the tree like to play checkers? Because it was a chesnut tree."

"Save your little napkin, bartender. I don't plan on having this drink long enough to set it down."

"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"