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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb? You can un-screw the light-bulb"

"2 peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted"

"My friend is always looking for trouble... Which is good because he's a cop."

"There aren't many sports that couldn't be improved by adding a bear."

"The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight."

"""Hey, Cyclops."" ""Hey, Cyclops, are you still dating Jean?"" ""No, Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"

"What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral? Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving."

"What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common? They both contain locked up loonies!"

"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"

"Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!"