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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"
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"Why are men afraid of the world? They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in."
"A woman asked me if I had a cigarette. ""Yes..."" I said, ""But what about your baby?"" She said, ""Oh no. He doesn't smoke."""
"""These diet pills better work,"" I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake."
"Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter? It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped."
"Anal with my girl friend made my whole week... It also made her hole weak"
"Q: What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? A: Fred."
"Boy 1: ""How did you get that bruise on your arm?"" Boy 2: ""I ate some Easter candy."" Boy 1: ""Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."" Boy 2: ""It will if it's your big brother's candy!"""
"Send message without subject? Yes, Gmail. f$ck off."
"Things I suck at:1. Being attractive.2. Being normal.3. Relationships.4. Texting back.5. Math.6. Life."