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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"
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"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""
"I'm catching a lot of Pokemon on my drive home... ... because the hospital stay after a car accident tends to make the commute last much longer."
"You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn."
"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"
"What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat."
"I wonder if Southern Belles say ""I do declare"" a lot when they're doing their taxes."
"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"
"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."