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Joke of the Day
"It's not generic enough. ~Producers of American sitcoms"
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"Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"""
"Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant."
"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"
"What do men and women have in common? Both need some tissues after watching a good movie."
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."
"You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it."
"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"
"You know how I got my dick to 12 inches? I cut it in half."
"A woman saying ""I'm not mad at you"" is like a dentist saying ""You won't feel a thing."""