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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"

"I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are."

"BLOND DOG Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? A: He's been chasing parked cars."

"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"

"I can totally keep secrets! It's the people I tell them to that can't!"

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."

"Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend's house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you're just drunk at an Arbys"

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."