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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"
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"Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? They take things literally."
"Why is it fun to play with matches ? They're lit."
"Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? A: Windshield vipers."
"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""
"Why do they call him shitman? His name is steven hitman"
"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again"
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"On Canadian twitter they should give us 148 characters. We have extra U's in words like colour & the ""eh"" we need to add at the end."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."