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"World population:7,018,521,683....just in case some one starts feeling too important"

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"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""
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"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""
"I'll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records... But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library."
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"A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him."
"How much pussy does a Monk get? Nun"