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Joke of the Day

"The number of things that are *not* rocket science is staggering."

"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they could not understand."

"Hey now, gay jokes arent funny... ...cum on guys."

"I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah, hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh."

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"What does socialism smell like? It has a Bernie smell."

"All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with."

"Wife: ""Tony is coming round"" Me: ""Charity collector Tony or Mafia boss Tony?"" Tony: ""I'm here for the money."" *DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER*"

"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"