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Joke of the Day
"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."
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"The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly. They floored it. (Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)"
"A Jewish lawyer lost his job He celebrated the occasion with a disbar-mitzvah"
"Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic."
"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"
"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."
"Bathroom Break A client told me she had to cut our meeting short to go to the bathroom.... she was full of shit."
"Am I the only one who gets nervous when a person @'s you with a link? Like they found that pic of you at 18 being spanked in a tutu."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""
"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""