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Joke of the Day

"Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"Oh, you lost your phone and it's on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it."

"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."

"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"

"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"

"Donkey kong, king kong, and a smart blonde fight on top of the empire state building. Who wins? None of them, they don't exist!"

"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."