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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open? Tennish"
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"A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt. He says to the bartender ""one for me and one for the road""."
"I think my neighbor might be stalking me because she won't stop googling me. I saw it through my telescope last night"
"Why is no one friends with Dracula? Cause hes a pain in the neck."
"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."
"Two Unix experts are talking about their age... - What is your date of birth? - 0 - Ohh, nice I was born in January too."
"I hate how everyone thinks I'm a d*ckhead just because I go to the gym! I was a d*ckhead well before I went to the gym"
"When is ""shit"" not ever ""real""?"
"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."
"You all know why Hurricane Matthews is so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy"