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Joke of the Day
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
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"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."
"To show off my ""Downton Abbey etiquette"" at the gym, I don't throw punches at the punching bag. I just say something witty and cruel to it."
"How many particles are there in a vaccum? It doesn't matter."
"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"Longest verb What's the longest verb in the English language? Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter."