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Joke of the Day

"Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror? To see how she looks like when sleeping."

"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."

"My doctor just told me I'm a compulsive liar. Then she gave me a blow job in her office."

"2 nazis walk into a bar"

"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"A chicken, a hawk and a duck walk into a lawn... SuperDuck"

"There are two types of people in the world: Those who like pastries... And those who donut."

"I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes."

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."