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Joke of the Day

"Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror? To see how she looks like when sleeping."

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo Pronounced - Cunts-way-low"

"Thankful that Americans have one day a year when they can overindulge."

"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Nicki Minaj is my favorite teletubby"

"10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend: 1. Truthful 2. Intelligent 3. Gentle 4. Humble 5. Tolerant 6. Polite 7. Understanding 8. Sexy 9. Smart 10. Young In short:- T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y"

"Give a man a hamburger and you feed him for a day; teach a man to hamburgle and you feed him for a lifetime."

"Usually I'm quite good at telling Jokes, but sometimes i get excited and punchup the fuckline."