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Joke of the Day

"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 people who don't do dick."

"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"

"The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle."

"I know I have a great ass Because I was talking to a girl the other day and when I walked away she said ""What an ass!"""

"My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. ""No, I'm a professional,"" probably wasn't the answer he expected."

"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."

"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."

"The Pink Panther's To Do list: - To do - To do - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo"